Splosh Funny Phrases

Wall plaque poems with rope hanger. Size 15cm x 11cm.

Workplace wall plaque - £4.50

OUR WORKPLACE

Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Welcome wall plaque - £4.50

Love, Laughter & Friends

are always Welcome.

Eagle wall plaque - £4.50

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkey's.

Temple wall plaque - £4.50

Five days a week my body is a temple, the other two it's an amusement park!

Boat wall plaque - £4.50

When my boat comes in, I bet I'm at the airport!

Money wall plaque - £4.50

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back!

Make Thin wall plaque - £4.50

God, if you can't make me thin, make all my friends fat.

Best Friends wall plaque - £4.50

Best Friends are people who know all about you... AND STILL PUT UP WITH YOU.

Menopausal wall plaque - £4.50

I'm menopausal, the gun's loaded. What was your question?

Sprinkle wall plaque - £4.50

If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie & wipe the seatie!

Cats wall plaque - £4.50

Kids are for people

who can't have CATS!

Trouble wall plaque - £4.50

If it has tyres or testicles it WILL give you trouble!

Dreams wall plaque - £4.50

Follow your dreams, except the ones where you're at school

in your underwear!

Brain wall plaque - £4.50

God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to operate one at a time!

Homemade wall plaque - £4.50

I love to give homemade gifts,

which one of my kids do you want?

Hot Flush wall plaque - £4.50

Don't think of it as a hot flush, think of it as your inner child lighting matches!

Ugly Men wall plaque - £4.50

Friends don't let friends drink and take ugly men home!

Over the Hill wall plaque - £4.50

Remember... Once you get over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Dogs wall plaque - £4.50

Dogs came when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you!

Succeed wall plaque - £4.50

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!

Dying wall plaque - £4.50

It's not the dying that bothers me, it's the not being here anymore!

Chocolate wall plaque - £4.50

Chocolate is the answer. I don't care what the question is!

Not  your Day wall plaque - £4.50

I can only please one person per day today is not your day and tomorrow is not looking good either!

Evil wall plaque - £4.50

The liver is EVIL and must be punished!